Art: Photoshoot, G
Title: Photoshoot
Rating: G
Summary: Remus and Severus have a photoshoot for Witch Weekly
Notes: Two pictures, linked with a bit of dialogue to explain what the bog is going on. ;)
BTW, as Remus and Severus are still alive, so is Colin. Bless.




'Professor, could you please try to look a little happier?'

'No.'

'Cheer up a little, Severus. It's nice of Witch Weekly to feature us as their couple of the month, don't you think?'

'I believe my opinions on the matter were adequately expressed, Remus.'

'Ah, but I believe I was able to, ah, overcome your objections. Quite satisfactorily, as I recall.'

A nod of consent at that was immediately followed by a freezing glare in the direction of his former student.

Colin Creevy, quite unperturbed, snapped off a couple of quick shots with his camera.

'The readers will simply love these,' he gushed.

'Forgive me if I care little for the simpering of airheaded witches. And what is this wall meant to be?'

'It's a metaphor, sir.'

'It's cold and bloody unforgiving, that's what it is.'

'Sorry, Severus, are you still suffering after last night?'

Colin flushed and fiddled with his camera. He coughed nervously.

'It, uh, symbolises the great divide that, uh, Voldemort caused between you. You're sitting on it to show your perilous role in the war, treading the line between both sides.'

'Maybe you'd rather I balanced on a tightrope?'

'Now, now, Severus. How about you pretend the wall's that same one we were extremely indiscreet against back in London?'

'The one with that very uncomfortable pebble-dashing?'

'No, no. The other one. The one where we...'

'Oh. Oh.'

There was a brief flurry of movement. Midway through, Colin took the perfect photo.